Friday, October 19

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Horrifying Things Your Children Could Accidentally Swallow. Hello, Paranoia!

Horrifying Things Your Children Could Accidentally Swallow. Hello, Paranoia!

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There are labels on almost everything you buy (especially from Ikea), warning you the product contains small objects. Said products usually warn you not to let small children swallow those pieces. The typical response would be, "Yeah! I mean, obviously, right?" When you have kids, though, you realize that when your children have insatiable hunger for small things, they can (and probably will) choke on them. Don't freak out, though. Even though your little ones will try their hardest to choke on these things, we're here to help you avoid the panic attacks. 1.) Pins and Nails: These small but sharp objects can puncture your kids intestinal lining. Very dangerous, like throwing-up-blood dangerous. flickr 2.) Ch...
Here’s What Would Happen If We All Stopped Adulting And Acted Like Children

Here’s What Would Happen If We All Stopped Adulting And Acted Like Children

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googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('VN_PG_DTBT_ATF'); }); Being an adult comes with a ton of rules and responsibilities. At times, it's overwhelming. It's normal to think back to when we were kids and didn't have to deal with jobs, bills, or any of the other problems that stress us out now. After all, children get to spend all their free time playing, asking silly questions, announcing their every move, and generally goofing off. Who wouldn't love to return to those days? Read More: If You're An Adult, You Deserve Gold Stars For These 25 Tiny Victories The video below shows what it would look like if we all just stopped adulting for a while and acted like children. Read More: 22 Parents Who Just Couldn't Parent Today Maybe b...
16 Adorable Kids Slaying It On The Dance Floor

16 Adorable Kids Slaying It On The Dance Floor

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I've been known to bust a move on the dance floor... And while I'm no master shaker, I do have one or two signature dips and twists.But if it ever came down to a dance battle between me and any of these adorable kids...I think we all know who'd be the sore loser. It's not to say that I have two left feet or anything...these kids are just on fire! 1. Work it, work it! 2. It's all about the arms and elbows. 3. "I slay, I slay." 4. He saw his opening and took it. 5. Just wait for it... 6. Dancing. Machine. 7. My teenage self that wasn't cool enough to be a cheerleader is crying. 8. I wish I felt the rhythm like this kid does. (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "/...
A Handy Dad Shows Us How To Make A Simple Playhouse From Pallets — Awesome!

A Handy Dad Shows Us How To Make A Simple Playhouse From Pallets — Awesome!

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Getting your kids to go outside and play can be like pulling teeth. Unless you have a sweet swing set, a cool pool, or some awesome outdoor toys, they're more likely to want to stay indoors where there's no dirt and plenty of snacks. So how do you get them outdoors without physically locking them out for a few hours in the afternoon? (By the way, never do that!) Well, one dad came up with a genius idea that involved just a few wooden pallets and two days of work. Get ready to be jealous of his parenting skills... Flickr / Reuse Warehouse It's great that he made this bare bones so that his kids can grow into it, decorate the house, and add to the space however they want. What a fun, quick p...
Let’s Be Honest, Santa Is Kind Of Scary…And These Kids Totally Know It

Let’s Be Honest, Santa Is Kind Of Scary…And These Kids Totally Know It

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All kids love the idea of getting presents from Santa Claus, but meeting the man, the myth, the legend? That's a different story entirely. Despite his jolly reputation, there's something a bit spooky about him. The red suit, white beard, and bellowing laugh makes for an imposing figure, yet kids are encouraged to crawl onto his lap and smile for a photo. It's no wonder that many break down and show just how terrified they really are. These 16 kids know just how scary Santa can be. After seeing their photos, I can't help but feel a bit traumatized by Old Saint Nick myself! 1. Nothing says happy holidays like having a breakdown on Santa's lap. 2. "Mother! Father! Why have you forsaken me?" 3. I bet this kid needed a lot ...
They Were Reviewing Their Nanny Cam Footage When They Saw Something So Funny

They Were Reviewing Their Nanny Cam Footage When They Saw Something So Funny

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A Girl’s Mystery Illness Was Solved When Something Weird Shot Out Of Her Nose

A Girl’s Mystery Illness Was Solved When Something Weird Shot Out Of Her Nose

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Kids always seem to have colds, but when five-year-old Khloe Russell's 6-month stint with a runny nose started to stink, her mother panicked. Doctors assumed that it was a sinus infection and prescribed various antibiotics, but it wasn't until she blew her nose into a tissue one day that a bizarre object flew out. For six months, one side of Khloe's nose let out a constant flood of green mucus. Her mother told ABC 7 that "it stunk." Facebook / ABC7 Doctors all over Hemet, California, prescribed different medications, but none of them worked. Facebook / ABC7 Frustrated by the whole thing, Khloe's uncle told her to blow her nose as hard as she could. Much to everyone's surprise, out came a...
Tearful Little Boy Refuses To Eat His Dinner For The Cutest Reason Imaginable

Tearful Little Boy Refuses To Eat His Dinner For The Cutest Reason Imaginable

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I've heard kids come up with some unusual excuses for not wanting to eat their dinner, but this boy might just have the cutest excuse of them all!The little guy can't hold back the tears as he explains to his mother that the food she prepared for him is just too darn cute to eat. He can't bare the thought of eating the adorable face looking back at him from the plate, made out of chopped-up hot dogs for a mouth and globs of mustard and ketchup for eyes. What a precious little guy. If this video was edible, I'd refuse to eat it because seriously, this is just too cute to eat! Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/too-cute-to-eat/
13 Of The Most Screwed-Up Pieces Of Nazi Propaganda

13 Of The Most Screwed-Up Pieces Of Nazi Propaganda

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googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('VN_PG_DCI2_BTF'); }); 7. Here's an advertisement for the League of German Girls, a program used to instill girls with the values of Nazism, which was apparently something to smile about. New Think Tank 8. This disturbing illustration from a children's book depicts a German teacher discussing how a Jewish person's nose looks like a six, otherwise known as the Devil's number. Calvin College / German Propaganda Archive 9. Another illustration from a children's book depicts German children examining a cross. The caption of the illustration reads, "When you see a cross, remember the gruesome murder of the Jews on Golgotha."...
20 Toys You Should Absolutely Not Buy For Your Kids

20 Toys You Should Absolutely Not Buy For Your Kids

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googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('VN_PG_DCI2_BTF'); }); Read More: Despite Warnings Of Blindness, This Woman Tattooed Her Eyeballs Dark Blue 7. "Fun up & fun down! Take it anywhere!" Reddit / lac213 8. How did this ever get approved to be sold? Imgur / MyPunsAreUsuallyLame 9. Out of all the plushies you could make, you choose these? Imgur / MyPunsAreUsuallyLame googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('VN_PG_DCI4_BTF'); }); Read More: Not Everyone Can Park Perfectly, But These People Can't Park At All...Wow 13. If these toy makers were trying to give children nightmares, they complet...